New Zealand is a country known for its stunning natural beauty, its friendly people, and its love of birds. The nation has more than 200 native bird species, 90% of which are found nowhere else in the world. Some of these birds are so iconic that they appear on the country’s currency, such as the kiwi, the tui, and the kōkako.
But not all birds are created equal, and every year, New Zealanders get to vote for their favourite feathered friend in the Bird of the Year competition, organised by Forest & Bird, a conservation organisation. The competition aims to raise awareness of the threats facing New Zealand’s wildlife and to celebrate the diversity and uniqueness of its avian inhabitants.
However, the competition is not as innocent as it sounds. It is rife with drama, scandal, and controversy, as different birds vie for the coveted title and the public attention that comes with it. Over the years, the competition has seen cases of voter fraud, disqualifications, and even foreign interference.
One of the most notorious incidents occurred in 2017, when the kea, the world’s only alpine parrot, won the competition after a massive surge of votes from overseas. The kea is a playful and intelligent bird, but also a notorious troublemaker, known for stealing food, damaging cars, and attacking sheep. Some suspected that the kea’s victory was influenced by a campaign by the comedian Stephen Fry, who had featured the kea in his documentary series Last Chance to See. Fry had praised the kea as “the most wonderful, playful, mischievous, intelligent, cheeky, curious, extraordinary bird” and urged his followers to vote for it.
Another controversial winner was the pekapeka-tou-roa, or the long-tailed bat, which won the competition in 2021. The bat is not technically a bird, but it is one of New Zealand’s only two native land mammals (the other also being a bat), and it is critically endangered. The bat’s inclusion in the competition was meant to highlight its plight and its connection to the bird family, as the word for bird in Māori, one of the official languages of New Zealand, is ‘manu’, which means ‘flying creature’. However, some people were outraged by the bat’s victory, calling it a “total farce” and saying that the country had gone “batty”.
This year’s of the competition, is even more contentious, as it has been renamed the Bird of the Century, to mark the 100th anniversary of Forest & Bird. The stakes are higher than ever, as the winner would not only be the Bird of the Year, but also the Bird of the Century, representing the best of New Zealand’s birds from the last 100 years.
The competition has attracted the attention of John Oliver, a British-American comedian and talk show host, who has a history of poking fun at New Zealand’s politics and culture. Oliver decided to launch an “alarmingly aggressive” global campaign to support his chosen candidate, the pūteketeke, or the Australasian crested grebe. The grebe is a rare and elegant waterbird, with a distinctive black and white crest and a red eye. Oliver described it as “a bird that looks like Pauly D fucked a swan”, referring to a reality TV star known for his spiky hair.
Oliver’s campaign included billboards, neon signs, posters, and banners in various cities around the world, such as Paris, Tokyo, London, Mumbai, and Rio de Janeiro, urging people to vote for the grebe. He also commissioned a giant mechanized grebe that could move its head and wings, and placed it outside the New Zealand embassy in Washington, D.C. Oliver encouraged his viewers to flood the Forest & Bird website with votes for the grebe, saying that “this is what democracy is all about – America interfering in foreign elections”.
Oliver’s intervention caused a surge of votes for the grebe, but also a backlash from some New Zealanders, who accused him of meddling in their affairs and disrespecting their birds. Some even suggested that Oliver should be banned from entering the country, or that he should be forced to apologize to the former prime minister, Jacinda Ardern, who is a well-known bird lover and a former campaign manager for the hihi, or stitchbird, in the 2017 competition.
The final result of the Bird of the Century competition is yet to be announced, but it is expected to be a close race between the grebe and some of the other popular contenders, such as the kākāpō, the world’s fattest parrot; the tītipounamu, New Zealand’s smallest bird; and the kōkako, a blue-grey songbird with a haunting call. Whoever wins, the competition has once again shown that New Zealanders are passionate about their birds, and that their birds are worthy of global attention and admiration.
So, if you are an American who loves birds, or who just likes to mess with other countries’ elections, why not join John Oliver’s campaign and cast your vote for the pūteketeke, the Bird of the Century? You only need a valid email address, and you can vote as many times as you want. After all, it’s not like you have anything better to do, right? And who knows, maybe you will help make history, or at least make a lot of New Zealanders very angry. Either way, it’s a win-win situation. So go ahead, vote for the grebe, and let the world hear your voice. Or rather, your squawk.
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