Three campaign rallies and three times President Trump calls out the abject failure of the country of New Zealand in fighting the pandemic. It’s time Kiwis kissed their elderly and sick goodbye, throw away masks and hand sanitiser and await their fate. It’s no use fighting it, for as the PONTUS knows, it’s over for New Zealand. Everything’s gone.
So America, and the rest of the world, take a lesson from the dumb ass Kiwis – don’t try to emulate them. Celebrate the great job being done by Donald Trump. You only need to look at the US mortality rates to know how well they’re doing, and as the president has said, other countries would know just how well you’re doing if only fewer of you were tested.
If you think I’m jesting about the wisdom the President Trump, then I highly recommend you listen to the three video clips below. Not only will you be greatly informed, you will also be greatly inspired.
Donald Trump scoffs at NZ, calling latest Covid-19 cluster a ‘big surge’ – The US President added New Zealand to his campaign rhetoric in Minnesota.
Donald Trump mentions New Zealand in Covid-19 briefing for second time
The US president said during a White House press conference that Aotearoa “had a big outbreak”.
‘It’s over for New Zealand’ – Trump slams Aotearoa’s Covid-19 outbreak response yet again. President Trump made reference to a “massive breakout” here.
Now I realise the President was a short on details. Well it was a political rally after all. So I have prepared some charts. I’ve used charts because I know how well the President is able to explain them. You saw how he slayed that interviewer when he challenged the President: The President used charts to really sock it to that guy.
Just in case you find charts a little more difficult to read than the President, I have included a brief explanation below each one.
As you can see, America is higher on every chart (except one, and that’s because America tests too much). If you want to keep America high in the charts, then don’t forget to vote for Donald Trump in November. If you vote for that other guy, America might end up like New Zealand.
22 Aug, 2020 at 2:09 am
This really is a funny post.
Maybe trump wants to be your prime minister and is using the rallies to launch his campaign
22 Aug, 2020 at 3:20 am
Hilarious takedown, my friend.
22 Aug, 2020 at 7:22 am
Trump’s line of B.S. runs on one premise: that people who actually listen to him don’t read and don’t watch any news b’cast other than Fox News. The bad news for tRump is that his idiot base is indeed shrinking.
Great post and man I sure wish we had a smart president.
23 Aug, 2020 at 3:39 am
And King Trump does such a great job of insulting other countries! Surely that’s the first requirement for being President of the United States. No one does bad politics better than Donald Trump.
23 Aug, 2020 at 12:51 pm
It’s all about getting high scores, isn’t it? After all, it’s not golf. The President knows golf!