I’ve always known the Internet to be a rich and accurate source of information. Today it revealed something that I wasn’t aware of, or had forgotten:
I have a PhD in history.
I don’t actually recall studying for it, but according to this test, my 100% correct result came about because of my education level; that being the said PhD. As more than half the questions were about American history, I presume my thesis was related to that, or perhaps I studied in an American university. I have no recollection of either, but a perfect score is unequivocal evidence of my great intellect.
Now where did I put my certificate and my thesis?
Another Spectrum 
14 Jul, 2019 at 2:13 am
Are you sure you are you?
23 Jul, 2019 at 2:53 pm
We’ll I’m definitely not you, so who else could I be?
24 Jul, 2019 at 3:54 am
hahaha, Barry, this we can’t be certain
15 Jul, 2019 at 2:50 am
Umm…congratulations?
23 Jul, 2019 at 2:55 pm
You don’t happen to know where I put my certificate do you? Now that I’ve been reminded I have one, I’d like to frame it and hang it in a very prominent position so that I won’t forget again.
24 Jul, 2019 at 12:10 am
If you’re like me, it’s probably in a drawer where everything goes to disappear.
23 Jul, 2019 at 7:21 am
Doctor Barry, we studied together for five minutes in Macdonald’s. How could you forget?
23 Jul, 2019 at 9:22 am
I’ve been into a Macdonalds only once in my life and that was when my wife was pregnant and had a craving for junk food, so it couldn’t be there. Perhaps it was while waiting for a Hell Pizza. If I’d ordered it in store instead of online then I would have a whole 10 minutes to not only study but research and complete my thesis.