For the 90% of the world’s population who live north of the equator, Christmas carols such as Jungle Bells and Strolling through a Winter Wonderland have some meaning, even if it doesn’t actually snow. At least in comes in the cold season. Like minorities everywhere, the 10% of us who live in the southern hemisphere are denied our rights: Our right to celebrate a seasonally appropriate festive season.
I say it’s time to take a stand! No more Christmas cards with snow and holy! No more songs about white Christmases! Down with them all.
Here’s something a little more appropriate: